More like They'd Rather Be Preachy. This book is a step down from the last winner, The Demolished Man, and not a very good novel.
It's  also not easy to find. Not a single bookstore I visited had it in stock  or on their website. The New Castle County public library system didn't  have it either. The University of Delaware library did have it but it  was part of the special collections. There were a few copies on the  Amazon marketplace but I wasn't so sure I wanted to pay $25 dollars plus  shipping for what is considered the worst novel to win the Hugo.  Finally, I struck on the idea of looking at the University of Buffalo  library, where my brother is studying for his PhD in the Classics. Sure,  enough they had a copy and he was able to send it my way.
They'd Rather Be Right  wasn't worth the effort. The plot has some promise. In the future (the  1990s, it seems. This was written in 1954 after all), the United States  is under Opinion Control so when scientists at Hoxworth University  create a supercomputer named "Bossy" they are forced to go on the run  with Joe Carter, a young telepath. From a hidden lab on skid row in San  Fransisco, the scientists are able to use Bossy to turn an old woman  named Mabel into a beautiful young woman with psychosomatic therapy.  After that Bossy become well known as everyone wants immortality and  blah blah blah.
It doesn't really matter. The remotely interesting  premise is squandered on boring one-dimensional characters, a slow  plot, and endlessly preachy asides. Every character is a stereotype.  Drs. Billings and Hoskins, and every other member of academia, are  narrow minded intellectuals who don't so much speak as spout scientific  mumbo jumbo. Their dialogue reads like a bad Star Trek episode. As in:
Hoskins: "Do you think (techno babble techno babble)?"
Billings: "No its obvious (techno babble techno babble).
This  is not good writing. Science Fiction can be heavy on the science but it  needs a good story to back it up. All the non-academic characters act  like nothing the "Brains" say is understandable. The telepaths are even  worse characters. At the beginning of the novel, we learn that Joe is  the only telepath and that he manipulated the scientists into working  together so they could create Bossy which would turn other people into  telepaths. Joe seems to have complete control over his powers and comes  across as too perfect and thus uninteresting. For a guy who has been  able to read everyone's thoughts since he was a child and has had no  training, Joe is remarkably well-adjusted. When Mabel and Carney become  telepaths, they also adjust quickly and seem too perfect.
There  are so many plot holes. For instance, Joe and the scientists are on the  run because they have wronged Opinion Control but what that exactly is  is never explained. Its usually treated as an informal but powerful  force yet if that is the case why are they running from federal agents?  It just doesn't make sense.
The worst part of the book is its  endless preachy tone. The authors go on and on about how people can't  see beyond their own prejudices, preconceived notions, and tensions and  how everyone is secretly full of themselves. Frankly, after the 2nd  chapter this gets tiresome. Apparently the supercomputer Bossy is above  all that because it only follows facts. Thus Bossy seems too perfect  and, like the telepaths, uninteresting.
They'd Rather Be Right isn't worth reading. So far the Hugo Awards has had one good book and one bad. I have faith that the next one, Double Star by Robert Heinlein, will be better. It's easy to find so I should know soon. 
One final note: Why did they think a supercomputer named after a cow was a good idea? C'mon- Bossy?!
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